9/11 schlock

So, what's the best way to commemorate the events of 9/11? Why, buying tchotchkies, of course, at least, if you're a member of eBay Nation. Here are some of the 9/11 things currently on sale on eBay:

9/11 teddy bear
"Remember those who died on that horrific day with this bear."

The 9/11 cellphone holder
"Lights On Top Of WTC Flash Red & Green With Each Incoming Call."

The 9/11 George Bush commemorative 2001 dollar bill
"Each bid of $1.00 is for 2 of these bills. These are the real deal, not a cheap color copy!".

The Elvis Presley/George W. Bush/DJ Joe Supersounds American Trilogy WTC 9/11 CD
"It Is The Way Of Remembering 3 Great Giants! And All Those Who Were Killed On 9/11."

The 9/11 New York skyline photo with the car and WTC lights that twinkle!
"IT'S ALIVE with the energy of our beloved Big Apple. Headlights from the cars move across the Brooklyn Bridge and the Office Lights switch on and off in the breathtaking Twin Towers and surrounding buildings. REMIND YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY DAILY with this gorgeous back-lit 8 1/2 X 11 picture of beautiful New York City before that fateful day."

The 9/11 Ground Zero Miracle Cross Pewter Keychain
"We at The Miracle Cross Inc. hold the exclusive right to manufacture and copyright these products."

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